i will shank you (maybe)

woah woah woah bro now calm down u may speak da lingo but can u dance the tango

dont turn this on me faggot

~just did~

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wELL MAYBE IN O X F O RD PEOPL WHATN AN EDUMACTION RATHER THAN EILLEGAL DRUGS HOW ABOUT THAT NOW

u had smartie ceral jess

smartie cereal.

stoke sucks dicks

yo yo yo yo yo in oxford u could find crystal meth for love nor money in stoke dat shit is like fucking oxygen. im surprised people arent walking round off their heads

be like why are you being cunt i dESERVE BETTER THAN U SHITFACE FUCK U then pop out the flamethrower

no matter how much of a rep stoke has, i don’t think i can get hold of a flamethrower without at least an hours notice

yes do this ill print it out and frame it 4 u

i’ll drunk text because i’ll be out but when i get in i’ll drunk blog 2 just 4 u

pls drunk blog

if i drunk blog i am not to blame if the content is mentally scarring

ive been tagged by the fag

Rule 1: Post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger sent for you in their post and then make ten new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 10 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know they’ve been tagged!

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i am a gift from god lol txt it

i want god 2 take u bak

podling replied to your post: podling replied to your post: okay actual question…

no irn bru or go home son

u r sent to test me arent u jess

podling replied to your post: okay actual question should i do anything for…

free champagne pls

how about free special brew?

podling replied to your post: so i think im seeing we are the oceon in november…

HATING YOU FOREVER HAHEAHAEHEAH WOW DIE L O L

and my friend said i should go see your demise but i have no money because fUNERAL FOR A FRIEND MERCH O K

podling replied to your post: i fuCKING HATE SHAKESPEARE CAN HIS SHITTY PLAYS…

fuck u shakespeare is my homeboy dnt fuk wid me

id like to shove everything he has ever written up his dead anus sO hARD HE CAN FEEL IT WHILST HE BURNS IN FUCKING H E L L

podling replied to your post: my god my oxford peeps are ripping my status to…

u befriended the wrong neighborhood motherfker

sTOP PLEASE OH MY GOD THEYRE INOCCENT

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g a n g b a n g

w a t