I thought u didnt have a cat
hahahha ive always had one, ive just acquired another
dont u remember the fic anona wrote with my cat judging me????
jess my family is like a fucking game of thrones if i break his camera that might be seen as an act of treason and i might just get beheaded and that shit aint fun
i will shank you (maybe)
woah woah woah bro now calm down u may speak da lingo but can u dance the tango
dont turn this on me faggot
wELL MAYBE IN O X F O RD PEOPL WHATN AN EDUMACTION RATHER THAN EILLEGAL DRUGS HOW ABOUT THAT NOW
u had smartie ceral jess
stoke sucks dicks
yo yo yo yo yo in oxford u could find crystal meth for love nor money in stoke dat shit is like fucking oxygen. im surprised people arent walking round off their heads
be like why are you being cunt i dESERVE BETTER THAN U SHITFACE FUCK U then pop out the flamethrower
no matter how much of a rep stoke has, i don’t think i can get hold of a flamethrower without at least an hours notice
yes do this ill print it out and frame it 4 u
i’ll drunk text because i’ll be out but when i get in i’ll drunk blog 2 just 4 u
pls drunk blog
if i drunk blog i am not to blame if the content is mentally scarring
ive been tagged by the fag
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i am a gift from god lol txt it
i want god 2 take u bak
podling replied to your post: podling replied to your post: okay actual question…
no irn bru or go home son
u r sent to test me arent u jess
free champagne pls
how about free special brew?
podling replied to your post: so i think im seeing we are the oceon in november…
HATING YOU FOREVER HAHEAHAEHEAH WOW DIE L O L
and my friend said i should go see your demise but i have no money because fUNERAL FOR A FRIEND MERCH O K
fuck u shakespeare is my homeboy dnt fuk wid me
id like to shove everything he has ever written up his dead anus sO hARD HE CAN FEEL IT WHILST HE BURNS IN FUCKING H E L L